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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 22, 2010 1:33:22 GMT -5
It's like, I wanna delete it from both my mind and from my system, hoping I never have to encounter it ever again.
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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 22, 2010 19:23:26 GMT -5
So me and Tim thought of an alternate storyline for Scott Pilgram vs the World: The Game, one that fits much better.
So Scott Pilgram is this gay faggot that no one likes. People commonly beileve he gives both gay people and canadians a bad name, and this is coming from canadians, who give canadians a bad name. He has this one Plutonic girl friend, and she keeps trying to hook him up with all her ex boyfriends who she turned gay with her genital ruining, masculinity crushing disposition. And of course they think he is WAY too gay for them, so they try to beat him up. Everyone else trys to beat him up too, just because they see him and think, "hey, now theres a faggot if I ever saw one" and thats why seemingly everyone in the streets tries to beat him up when they see him coming in the game. It adds more depth to the plot, and explains pretty much everything that happens in the game.
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Post by pichubro on Dec 23, 2010 23:32:19 GMT -5
So I heard you said I may enjoy 3D Dot Heroes. Does it improve, or does it remain predictable, Continue to have a terrible soundtrack, and keep looking like a RPG Maker 2 game. I'm a not impressed whatsoever with it. Does it get better or is it really just a Zelda fan fiction written by a 5 year old and The Editor. It remains the same. It's not for everyone, I'll admit. |
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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 24, 2010 0:43:46 GMT -5
Yeahh..
I wanna be clear though, I really honestly appreciate your effort, thank you very much, both to you and Tim. I don't want you guys to think I'm ungrateful, I really appreciated the thought more than you know. Besides, it will help me get Littlebig planet so we can play together :nigga:
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Post by tim on Dec 24, 2010 23:22:19 GMT -5
So me and Tim thought of an alternate storyline for Scott Pilgram vs the World: The Game, one that fits much better. So Scott Pilgram is this gay faggot that no one likes. People commonly beileve he gives both gay people and canadians a bad name, and this is coming from canadians, who give canadians a bad name. He has this one Plutonic girl friend, and she keeps trying to hook him up with all her ex boyfriends who she turned gay with her genital ruining, masculinity crushing disposition. And of course they think he is WAY too gay for them, so they try to beat him up. Everyone else trys to beat him up too, just because they see him and think, "hey, now theres a faggot if I ever saw one" and thats why seemingly everyone in the streets tries to beat him up when they see him coming in the game. It adds more depth to the plot, and explains pretty much everything that happens in the game. hahaha "Hey look, it's that faggot Scott Pilgrim! Let's beat him up!" |
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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 24, 2010 23:44:10 GMT -5
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah, its true, I'd do it if I saw his faggot ass walking my way.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 3, 2011 17:40:44 GMT -5
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 3, 2011 18:02:06 GMT -5
AWESOMEEE!!!!
It's Kingdom Hearts: Hideo Kojima!! It looks like it will be awesome!
Although some of the motief and gameplay elements I wanted to use in some of my games. I hate when Kingdom Hearts games steal my ideas before I get to use them...
I love the fact that you get to play as Hideo Kojima, and that other guy looks like Big Boss, and you pilot a mech.
Damn though, that gameplay looks intense. I'm interested in trying it. Since It's a Kingdom Hearts game, I don't have any expectation for the story unlike Final Fantasy XIII.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 3, 2011 18:12:31 GMT -5
Yeah, compared to the mediocre that was XIII, this looks so much better.
THIS should have been FFXIII!
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 3, 2011 18:22:14 GMT -5
Yeaaah, although we still need the turnbased system for main entries in the series. They should go back to the normal ATB system, there was nothing wrong with that formula! Even if they went back to the FFX system, I wouldn't care, that was still good! Now the characters are in some disorganized clusterfuck of ridiculous actions happening so fast and without any form of organization that theres no way of keeping up which defeats the purpose of the Turn Based system in the first place. Ugh, so frustrating
This does look pretty fun to play though, although somehow I doubt the story will be anything special, the gameplay looks to make up for it unlike the regular XIII. For all intents and purposes, this is the real XIII, since it's an exclusive and has a chance of actually being good.
The visuals are stunning, but thats not even shocking anymore coming from Squareenix. But it looks as though it's directed better than the previous. I just hope this is a taste of what Kingdom Hearts 3 action will look like, because if so, Kingdom Hearts 3 will be unbeileveable! This looks like it will be fun to play at least.
I'm interested to see that Namine has crossed franchises though. I hope Donald shows up too, piloting a real Metal Gear.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 3, 2011 18:33:52 GMT -5
FFXIII was seriously a "press X" battle system. The computer literally chose the best attacks for you, you just had to press the x button every minute or so to keep the battle going. Not to mention that phoenix downs are useless because there's the retarded game over situation where if your lead character dies, you lose even if your other party members are fine.
The story is still a bit of a mystery at this point, though I wouldn't mind a dark story as long as the main character isn't a whiny pity-party. But judging from what I heard, he doesn't sound like he is; he sounds more like a motivator for the other party members. "This isn't an illusion. C'mon and fight." ~ stuff like that.
Hahahaha, that would be the weirdest and most awesome thing to happen in a video game.
Aww, makes me want KH3 now. But I don't think they've even started on it...
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 3, 2011 18:49:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I noticed, I tried it once at my neighbors house, it was atrocious. It was like FFX-2-2, Blech. I'd rather play get the ball in the cup with PS3 graphics.
Yeah, it will probably remain a mystery even after the game comes out much like most post-merger games from that company. Can you think of anyone who actually REALLY remembers what happened in FFXII? Or anything after it for that matter? He looks a little like a pouty emo boy bred from Kojima genes, but maybe thats just an illusion to draw in the fags who like that kind of thing, and in reality he's some sort of monster badass we don't know about. But I highly doubt it...
Ha ha ha ha ha, almost as odd as Ezio Auditore in a Raiden Robot suit? Crossovers can happen!
They say they haven't started it, but who knows, They started FFX before they started FFIX I think back in the day.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 3, 2011 18:54:52 GMT -5
"Would-be sky pirate Vaan, stupid haircut and all, slugs it out with insane tomatoes and killer cacti. He’ll save the world, run errands, get tossed in the slammer numerous times, and, inexplicably, have to purchase a license to wear something as simple as a hat. He is, in fact, the quintessential Final Fantasy Hero."
That's pretty much all I remember about FFXII besides "lol Imma Sky Pirate!"
Ezio in a Raiden suit is amusing outside of cutscenes, but quite scary during them. Hahaha
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 3, 2011 19:13:24 GMT -5
Yeah, that was pretty much here. Besides the whole, Go here go here go here go here go here section of the game where the party randomly decides to go random places they've heard of for next to no reason for about half the game.
I hope this game dramatically expands apon that and makes it actually have a story and stuff. I don't expect it but I hope it's good. And I hope the gameplay really is as good as it looks.
Yeah, that look just freaks me out. It's hard to look cool like Ezio does while wearing high heels
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 3, 2011 23:36:53 GMT -5
Why does Square Enix use my ideas before I can use them? I'm watching more videos of Verses, and I'm starting to see all my ideas being used AGAIN! They did it the first time with Birth by Sleep on a few small things. This game is practically patashe though, I mean it in detail duplicates quite a few aspects of my idea, including the look of two of the characters. And I've been fashioning this idea for years, Like, I started coming up with ideas for my lifes work almost 5 years ago now, and now a lot of the ideas are being realized before I can realize them... I just need to become a billionare already so I can beat those bastards to the punch.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 7, 2011 1:15:17 GMT -5
So I've discovered some factors that helps in FF Versus XIII's favor and make me want it that much more. It's been in development for at least seven years, meaning that they probably put effort into it. Some of the footage they've shown has proven to be a little more bloody and violent than the usual FF games, meaning that this might actually be the first M-rated FF game. The main party seems to be a part of a mafia, and many of them have Italian-like names. Maybe there will be heist missions? Hahaha According to Nomura, Noctis (the emo-looking protagonist) actually acts happy and shy around his friends but is more serious and reserved in public. So he actually acts opposite of his looks. And apparently the main character's eyes change color depending on his mood, or perhaps I'm just seeing things in the different trailers. Hahaha |
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 7, 2011 1:29:37 GMT -5
Yeah, I saw some of this too which made me excited. And honestly, their names sound more Latin to me, because it seems as though they are very obsessed with latin right now. I didn't see the 7 years thing though, which is interesting, and maybe that means the concept may have been developed back when good people were around. And the main character sounds actually like, somewhat realistic and beileveable, as far as his personality is concerned. And it is confirmed that his eye color changes, I think it has something to do with the whole floating sword teleporty telekenesis thing. I'm already liking this character, dispite his emo look, prolly because he has black hair unlike most FF protagonists, and his style looks interesting. I'm already excited about this game, I really hope theres a demo for it to see how much I really like it. I'm interesting in seeing how the mafia factor plays in. And I don't think they are Mafia as more they are like a modern monarchy. But it ends up making the same end.
One thing I wanna see in this one, I want the supporting cast to actually be good. Since the Square enix era, the supporting characters have been a little weaker, or the main character was so weak that they had nothing to support, so all of them were almost practically useless. I want there to be other characters I actually give a damn about in this game. I already tenitively like Noctis, but I don't even know anything about the other characters. I wanna see the whole cast be strong and likable, because that was what made the older games great, the games had a strong supporting cast, but still a strong protagonist. We know the protagonist is good, I wanna see the supporting cast do their job in this one.
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Post by pichubro on Feb 7, 2011 1:43:01 GMT -5
Yeah, apparently they wanted to release this on the PS2 but then they realized that the PS2's hardware wasn't going to cut it. Hahaha I think the other characters will be fleshed out. Nomura says that Stella will stand out from previous female protagonists, which probably means that she isn't some whiny crybaby. Hahaha I read that she and Noctis fight at one point. Aww.  E3 2011 should have a trailer for us, possibly one that involves more of the side characters, but they seem like a likeable bunch from the very small bits of them from the newest trailer. |
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Post by Mario the black knight on Feb 7, 2011 12:55:00 GMT -5
Yeah, the crystal tools engine, indeeeeed.
And we'll see what different means, it could mean more annoying or dramatically more beileveable and good. In VII and VIII they were perfectly fine, feminine but strong, except for selphie and yuffie, who should be thrown into a volcano. Garnet set the tone for the whiney or melodramatic female protagonist, but at least she and Yuna were bareable. Then in XII, bleh. Hopefully Stella will be good, I just haven't seen enough from her to know what to think. Also, I hope they cast a good voice actor for her for once, X was the only Square or Square Enix game with even remotely good voice acting, especially for female characters. They were atrocious in almost every game afterward, they sounded apathetic and distracted, like they were texting while they were recording the dialogue, barely there or interested in doing the job. They aren't even beileveable as voice actors, much less as people in the game. They better cast a good american voice cast. And I hope the reasoning for that isn't stupid, because I see it being for a really stupid childish reason. I'm really hoping this isn't like every game since XII where they build up a ton of hype and make the game look really good, just for it to be a huge disappointment.
Yeah, I hope so, I hope they have a release date this year too, even if it's just the Japanese release date. And I hope this game gets a demo somehow so I can play a sample before it comes out. Yet ANOTHER thing to look forward to at E3, besides ALL the other things, Ha ha ha
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Post by Mario the black knight on Apr 13, 2011 23:13:46 GMT -5
So this could lead to something interesting, and insane potentially. Apparently this year Sony is changing the date of it's E3 press conference, as well as venue. Apparently this year they are going for a 5 PM timeslot on Monday June 6th. They are also moving to a much larger venue than they normally use. They managed to fit an armored ice cream truck and the guy from valve on the stage last year, so who knows what they are bringing in this year. I guess this means this year they have something BIG.
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Post by pichubro on Apr 14, 2011 0:55:57 GMT -5
Wow, I did not hear about that. E3's gonna be... BIG this year for Sony, hahahaha
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Post by Mario the black knight on Apr 14, 2011 12:28:24 GMT -5
Ha ha ha ha ha
I hope so. I hope they have something litterally huge happen. Plus they can have more fans inside the building and stuff, which will be awesome.
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Post by pichubro on Apr 14, 2011 20:50:08 GMT -5
Life-sized Colossus and then release the game the week after? That'd be sweet. :3
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Post by Mario the black knight on Apr 14, 2011 21:33:45 GMT -5
I honestly might cry tears of joy if I witnessed that. A giant colossus tossing copies of the game to the giant crowd in that building, then the colossus exits the building and attacks the Xbox conference.
Or maybe Kevin Butler is going to unleash his true form, and his true physical form requires a much bigger building.
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Post by pichubro on Apr 14, 2011 21:44:34 GMT -5
Oh yes, Kevin Butler! He needs to make another speech again~
I had actually DVR'd his speech last year and would play it from time to time when I wanted to be inspired.
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