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Post by tim on Dec 25, 2017 8:24:53 GMT -5
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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 25, 2017 13:53:01 GMT -5
It's time to eat Japanese  And get warm by the fire www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmQgSpV3fACause black santa is comin to town  When White Santa breaks into your house unannounced through your chimney, no one makes a big deal. But when Black Santa does it, people call the police, even though he be bringin the cheer to the poor kids around the world. Luckily, when the cops come, Black Santa don't give a fuck, he pops the trunk and claps back cause he ain't goin down like no punk  Black Santa has been around a long time. So of course, he drives a classic lowrider, since it doesn't snow on christmas much these days  Black Santa is all about redistributing the wealth. He gets money from old republican women who are unsatisfied with their old, impotent husbands  This is from when Black Santa disguised himself as Mr. T to get money from Nancy Regan in the 80s, because if there was anyone who owed poor people money back in the 80s, it was the Regans. White people loved the A Team, so of course this disguise was perfect.  He took the money she gave him to buy some poor kids some dope ass signature Adidas Black Santa, comin to a hood near you  |
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Post by tim on Dec 26, 2017 18:03:05 GMT -5
u nigs get anything kewl? i got a pair of wireless earbuds. headphone wires getting tangled and caught on things has been the bane of my existence.
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Post by pichubro on Dec 26, 2017 18:13:58 GMT -5
I got wireless headphones, a knife, a huge ass book that you could murder someone with, socks, pusheen, and a monitor stand.
And chocolate.
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Post by Mario the black knight on Dec 26, 2017 18:28:35 GMT -5
I got a blanket, a gift card, and some cookies. And chocolate.
And Dark Souls 2 and 3
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Post by Mario the black knight on Jan 8, 2018 12:16:27 GMT -5
u nigs get anything kewl? i got a pair of wireless earbuds. headphone wires getting tangled and caught on things has been the bane of my existence. By the way, did you ever watch this? |
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Post by pichubro on Jan 8, 2018 15:37:35 GMT -5
Santa scared the shit out of me today when he showed up in the break room. That damn statue was around the corner xD
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Post by Mario the black knight on Jan 8, 2018 15:38:57 GMT -5
It's the 8th, he should be home by now.
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