I got a DWB!! (183 views)

[Mario the black knight]

I couldn't believe it! First time ever being pulled over for anything, for literally nothing!!

Fucking statey pig

Like, I was driving exactly the speed limit, and he pulled me over, he followed me through 2 towns, and waited to pull us over in the woods. This shit was legit creeper stuff

Dylan was in the car with me, he was terrified, ha ha ha

Honestly, I was cool about it, no big deal. I was confident because I knew for sure I did nothing wrong.

He was just looking for trouble, must've been bored

He ended by saying he smelled pot in the car, that's the kind of douchebag this guy was. He said "Yo man, you been smoking pot in this car, you should at least save that for home."

I was probably older than little this punk fucker, I wanted to go NWA on his ass. I'm glad he didn't search me though, I realized after I had a knife in my pocket I forgot about. I didn't tell Dylan, he might have had an anxiety attack. Ha ha ha ha

He didn't charge me with anything, he just sent me on my way, I think he just wanted to be a tough guy and since I clearly wasn't intimidated by some miniature po po, he wasn't gonna make something of it.

[pichubro]

DWB?

Driving while... baked?

[pichubro]

Driving with baby?

[Mario the black knight]

Driving while Black. Ha ha ha ha

As in, pulled over for LITERALLY doing nothing wrong.

[pichubro]

Ah, so like driving while brown here.

[Mario the black knight]

Exactly. The exact same thing.

Usually I don't have that problem because I drive a nice-ish car and look relatively nerdy and kinda fit the part when I'm wearing my glasses, so normally I never have a problem.

We got all these problems with the world and this punk is bothering me in the woods. I think if I was alone he might have hustled me more and really tried to give me a problem.