Post by Mario the black knight on Mar 31, 2013 12:13:49 GMT -5
...Came back from the dead and invented Peeps.
I hate peeps.
I dunno why people like Peeps, they really are sickening. They pretty much possess every texture I hate. That of mushiness and the texture of eating raw table sugar. I've never been able to eat Peeps. Plus they go bad so fast, they become rock solid bird statues in like, 3 days. How do stores even keep them in stock?
You know what else I hate? That stupid plastic saran wrap grass that used to come in easter baskets. That stuff was TERRIBLE. It was a mess, and no one liked it. And my mom liked putting it in the baskets, but got SO annoyed when we made a mess with it. WE HAD NO CHOICE! That stuff gets EVERYWHERE! It like, just has a habit of being one of the worst substances in existence! It gets all over EVERYTHING, and tangles up and hides all the jelly beans and smaller pieces of candy, so you had to like, sift through it, until it totally pissed you off and you tried to throw it out of the basket. But that was tougher than it seemed. Then it was a mess.
Speaking of small candy. WHAT IS SO FUN ABOUT FUN SIZED1?!?
There is nothing fun about FUN SIZED!? It is a horrible euphemism for TEDIOUS SIZE invented by candy companies to ruin the environment! I would bet that mathematically, you would pay less for an equivalent amount of King sized regular candy bars than you do for the amount of chocolate you get in one of those packs of tedious sized candy, because all your really paying for are those dozens of annoying wrappers, not candy.
So basically, there is nothing I like about Easter. And what do you want to bet that downstairs my mom has a basket for me. And what do you want to bet she spent food stamps to get the candy?
What a waste. Even Calandar Man doesn't celebrate Easter!
I hate peeps.
I dunno why people like Peeps, they really are sickening. They pretty much possess every texture I hate. That of mushiness and the texture of eating raw table sugar. I've never been able to eat Peeps. Plus they go bad so fast, they become rock solid bird statues in like, 3 days. How do stores even keep them in stock?
You know what else I hate? That stupid plastic saran wrap grass that used to come in easter baskets. That stuff was TERRIBLE. It was a mess, and no one liked it. And my mom liked putting it in the baskets, but got SO annoyed when we made a mess with it. WE HAD NO CHOICE! That stuff gets EVERYWHERE! It like, just has a habit of being one of the worst substances in existence! It gets all over EVERYTHING, and tangles up and hides all the jelly beans and smaller pieces of candy, so you had to like, sift through it, until it totally pissed you off and you tried to throw it out of the basket. But that was tougher than it seemed. Then it was a mess.
Speaking of small candy. WHAT IS SO FUN ABOUT FUN SIZED1?!?
There is nothing fun about FUN SIZED!? It is a horrible euphemism for TEDIOUS SIZE invented by candy companies to ruin the environment! I would bet that mathematically, you would pay less for an equivalent amount of King sized regular candy bars than you do for the amount of chocolate you get in one of those packs of tedious sized candy, because all your really paying for are those dozens of annoying wrappers, not candy.
So basically, there is nothing I like about Easter. And what do you want to bet that downstairs my mom has a basket for me. And what do you want to bet she spent food stamps to get the candy?
What a waste. Even Calandar Man doesn't celebrate Easter!
