E3 2014 (702 views)

[pichubro]

Let the hype train begin. My favorite time of year where I can just unleash the gifs in anticipation. Below are a collection of both classics and new; I apologize for broken links, slow loading or repeats. It's last at night haha

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I have also prepared appropriate reaction gifs for future reference when needed (may be edited later)

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Everyone is anticipating a Sony vs Nintendo bomb dropping. Microsoft is not even on the map, people are looking for who is going to announce the biggest game, Sony or Nintendo. Honestly, if Nintendo show cases a new console Zelda or Miyamoto supposed new IP, they could see success. Sony can also garner hyper through anything ryhming with Ringdom Barts or The Fast Bardian. Or new exclusives. Or anything really, Sony has a strong software line up to look forward to.

I definitely expect a new Xbox version to be shown, as well as a new Wii U. Sony may hint at a slim, but I think it's too early for that. The new Xbox will probsbly have, or support at least 5 TB HDDs, while Nintendo will likely focus more attention on 3DS due to it printing more money for them than Wii U. Pokemon ORAS will get a trailer.

In fact, games I expect trailers for:

Pokemon ORAS
The Evil Within
Miyamoto's new IP
Hyrule Warriors
New Halo
Battlefield 4
Persona 5
Kingdom Hearts 3 or FFXV or both
MGSV: Phantom Pain
Assassin's Creed Comet and Unity
A new Naughty Dog teaser
And whatever new IPs Sony has

Trailers I hope for/put on the list for funzies:

The Last Guardian (or hell, I'll take a new Team ICO game at this point)
Resident Evil 7 (because Capcom ;P)
Dragon's Dogma 2
New Zelda Wii U
New Fire Emblem Wii U
Tales of Zestiria

Aaaaand, it's 4:30. Time for bed Zzzzzzzz

[Mario the black knight]

Starting early I guess, ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha h ha, who has time to make all these insane gifs!? Ha ha ha ha

I'm not looking at the reactionary ones, I'll let you show those based on nessessity.

I already did my extremely late at night speculationary post, so we know what I'm thinking, ha ha ha

[Mario the black knight]

Oh yeah, we're also one year removed from that awesome The Crew Trailer!

I got Warrior Concerto in my recommended, maybe just as a reminder? ha ha ha

Remember playing that game in EARLY 2014!?

Yeah, neither does anyone, ha ha ha

[pichubro]

Ha, The Crew. Rememember when that British guy visited my school? One of his students ended up working on that game.

[Mario the black knight]

Ha ha ha ha ha

And I'm sure he still is, ha ha ha

[pichubro]

*she

[Mario the black knight]

And I'm sure she still is, ha ha ha ha

I'mm sure there will be another trailer for that at their E3 conference, we'll see if they have a release date this time, and more importantly we'll find out if they can stick to it

[pichubro]

Doing some housework today so I don't have to do it tomorrow.

[Mario the black knight]

Ha ha hah a, wise

Nake one of those chores installing a lock and a mini fridge in your room.

[pichubro]

Everybody forgets to put Arizona on a list for times when E3 conferences starts.

I DON'T EVER REMEMBER WHAT TIME ZONE I'M IN! IT CHANGES HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR AND CONFUSES ME! ;_; Arizona always needs it's own category for this reason!

[Mario the black knight]

You share the west coast timezone at the moment, which is sad.

So 5pm for you is when Sony starts, if ours starts at 8.

[pichubro]

Oh boy ocean-front property!

[Mario the black knight]

eww, who wants that

I like trees. Trees have squirrels

[pichubro]

They do!

Trees also have drop bears.

[Mario the black knight]

Yep! LOTS of em.

Drop....Bears?

[pichubro]

Drop bears.

[pichubro]

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[Mario the black knight]

Well of course they are from australia, the land where LITERALLY EVERYTHING can kill you, but they are afraid of video games.

I can't help but think of drop bears as a type of drop cookie. Like "Yeah, I made some drop bears for E3 this year!"

If it isn't a type of cookie yet, we need to invent it

[pichubro]

OH!

And here I thought XOF and Diamond Dogs were the same thing. In MGSV, Big Boss's mercenary unit is Diamond Dogs, and XOF is Cipher/The Patriots.

Diamond Dogs include Snake, Ocelot, Huey Emmerich and Miller from what fans can gather. I don't think we have definite proof of who's in XOF yet besides Skull Face and possibly Quiet though.

So it seems like MGSV is going to be--to a degree--XOF vs Diamond Dogs.

[Mario the black knight]

Ugh, XOF is on the level of stupid comparable to Fox-Alive. I mean seriously. SO STUPID. And why Diamond Dogs. Why not just Foxhound. I wanna see Foxhound in action when it was good.

Miller? We finally get to see Snake's Mentor in action? Nice. Where are Zero, Para-Medic, and Sigant? They should be forming the Patriots at this point I assume. Also, Eva should be with Big Boss as well by now, she apparently met up with him again in Vietnam after the Chinese kicked her to the curb for failing her mission. I think in the early 80s is when Big Boss meets Grey Fox and Naomi Hunter as well, soooo maybe? That'd be cool.

Dammit, I think theres gonna be a sequel to this game, theres so much that happens in the late 80s to early 90s when Big Boss takes back Foxhound. Big Boss rescues Sniper Wolf and recruits her from the Gurkas, Ocelot and Vulcan Raven apparently do stuff in Russia, Raiden participates in the Liberian Civil War, Solid Snake is busy in the Green Berets, Liquid is MIA in the middle east, theres so much going on in that pivotal time!

[pichubro]

Diamond Dogs because David Bowie. Though it could also be a play-on-words with soldiers being considered "dogs of the military" and the blood diamonds of Africa.

It honestly depends on how much content Phantom Pain has. Kojima says it's the biggest MGS ever, though he hasn't said if that means gameplay, story, or both.

[koi]

From what I heard people are already shitting on Microsoft XD

[pichubro]

As is tradition

[pichubro]

I have no words to explain what I just experienced. I woke up a bit too late to watch Microsoft on TV so I dozed off again. I had a weird lucid dream about E3 where Mario was making a really elaborate video about E3 and he went into a 20 minute metaphor on why he didn't like Microsoft's conference, which included a flashback to his childhood of him driving a car when he was 12 and he ran over over 400 people, burned down tons of houses and destroyed his own car in the process. Because you ran away from home or something.

"And like my parents that showed me indifference, so too do I feel for Microsoft."

It was SO bizarre! I had a bird's eye view of the driving and some of the people flew at my 'screen' like at the beginning of FFVII when Barret threw what's-their-bucket at the screen. There was fire everywhere, police were surrounding the car and people exploded when he ran them over.

[pichubro]

"The Last Guardian" rumors officially denied by Sony.

;_;