E3 2012 (1,121 views)

[pichubro]

Well, that's alright. It's correct that Ubisoft is at 6 PM for you and Sony at 9.

[pichubro]

I think half of Microsoft's conference has been about their new features instead of games. It's cool that kinect supports Spanish now, and how their adding more features. Say what you will about Microsoft, from a technology standpoint (not a game standpoint) they had some interesting stuff.

[pichubro]

Hahahaha they have the president of Nike on the stage now.

oh mey gud i sell shoezz

[Mario the black knight]

Good, thought so. How long will Ubisoft be? I'm guessing it won't run over into Sony at all?

[pichubro]

I don't think so. Because of live streams and TV, E3 tries not to make conferences overlap, but they DO start literally at the top of the hours.

[Mario the black knight]

AHA HA HA HA HA, How lame.

I find they have a love for catering to useless extra technology that no one needs. Like the Windows Phone. And Microsoft Kinect. And Windows Vista. They love creating stupid useless extra technology that is just for old rich people with extra money to spend on crap.

Ha ha ha ha ha, what?! Why!? Ha ha ha ha ha. Gonna sell some overpriced Nike Xbox shoes that every loser in the world will buy for $200 I guess it makes sense, Nike and Microsoft are practically kindered spirits, selling overpriced crap to morons.

[Mario the black knight]

Jun 4, 2012 12:10:07 GMT -5 pichubro said:

I don't think so. Because of live streams and TV, E3 tries not to make conferences overlap, but they DO start literally at the top of the hours.

I guess that makes sense, so the press and VIPs can make it to all of the press conferences rather than having to choose and just seeing some of them.

[pichubro]

The conferences are in different buildings depending on how big the room each company wants, so it would be really hard for press people to make it to ALL of them... Usually the same press team is separated to cover all the conferences.
Also, Spike lost twenty seconds of footage just now. "Please Stand By". I better not see that during the Ubisoft conference.

Jesus, Microsoft has a BUNCH of people going to stage. Now, it's the director for the new Tomb Raider, so I'm excited for the demo that's starting right now!

[pichubro]

OH! Bow and arrow action! And when she was close range she pulled out an arrow and stabbed a guy in the neck with it!

[Mario the black knight]

Well yeah, I just figure they give enough time to make it at least possible, I remember the one guy pre-Sony conference talking about liking the new time because before he had to rush directly from one building to another from the Nintendo press conference to the Sony one since he only had a half hour. And yeah, I hope the live stream isn't annoying like that, I remember when I had to stream the Nintendo press conference a few years ago and I missed a whole bunch of Super Mario Galaxy 2, I was SO mad. Same thing happened when I was loading up the PS Home stream last year to catch the end of the Vita presentation.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

AWESOME! Sounds amazing. Depending on how it looks, I might have to get it, if you can beat the game without using any guns and just rely on the bow, I might.

[pichubro]

They used a shotgun at one point to shot down a door, but that might've been for the speed of it. You may be able to break it down without a gun.

Resident Evil 6 demo now!

[Mario the black knight]

Yeah, they probably didn't even do the breech right, so chances are it is probably possible to undo the door some other way. I think in one of the concept arts she was holding what looks like a fire axe.

Woooooooooooo!!

I hope the PS3 versions of all these demos are on the Sony Conference!

[pichubro]

OMGOMGOMG

MOVING AND SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME! Hahaha xP

And these are actually zombies. Good on ya Leon.

Did Leon just hit a train with a helicopter? What? Hahahaha

That was fun to watch!

[pichubro]

She DID have fire arrows. Hahahaha

[Mario the black knight]

Awesome!! I wonder how they do that?

YAAAAAAAY! ZOMBIES!

WHAT?!?!?! What does that even mean!?

Sounds like it! :nigga:

WOOOOOOOOO! Did they use up her Magic power?

[pichubro]

Leon drove a helicopter... into a train! xD

[Mario the black knight]

H A HA HA HA

Why would he do that!?!?! And how would he survive!?

[pichubro]

Because the driver died and he didn't know how to drive it! Hahaha

Also, this was after Leon met up with Chris I think. Because he looked at the city full of zombies and said "Chris, what the hell happened here?"

Which, btw, the game will be about 30 or so hours long. Three different stories, all around ten hours long.

[Mario the black knight]

I thought Leon knew how to do everything! He's prepared for trap doors in castles but doesn't have his helicopter licence!?!?!

Hmmmm, indeeeeeed. Interesting.

Wow. Did we find out who the third guy is? Like what his name and deal are and stuff?

[pichubro]

Microsoft just had Usher preform a song for the audience to demo Dance Central 3.

"... You want some extra money Usher?"

[pichubro]

The guy's name hasn't been relived, but the girl with Leon was named Alana or something like that.

[Mario the black knight]

HA AH HA HA HA AH

"We have a very over inflated budget. We'll pay you a ridiculous amount of money to sing to a bunch of white guys who are way outside your demographic who've probably never heard of you because they never leave their basements. Sound like a plan?"

[Mario the black knight]

Jun 4, 2012 12:52:18 GMT -5 pichubro said:

The guy's name hasn't been relived, but the girl with Leon was named Alana or something like that.

Jeez, the game comes out in like, 5 months, if there was a time to reveal the name, it would be now, ha ha ha ha

[pichubro]

I swear the Microsoft conference is fun to watch just to play the game: "Who's gonna come out next?" hahahaha

Capcom does what they want. Their demo was like literally, "Hi, we made the game." *plays demo* "Okay bye."

[Mario the black knight]

Ha ha ha h ah ha, yeaaah, like that episode of South Park with the Klan members. They really don't know how to do a conference, they just have random people show up and do weird stuff that the demographic does not care about. This is like, Mass Media 101.

Ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, they know they don't even have to work anymore to make money, they knew people were gonna buy it either way, ha ha ha ha